Bug's middle of (her) night thought process

8pm Bedtime

yawn, fall asleep

9:30pm

yawn, stretch, 'hmm, it's still night time, I should be sleeping...ok back to sleep.'

9:35pm

WAIT! I sense something.....mommy.....food.....tv......relax.....Mommy just sat down to watch TV, eat dinner and relax!!!!.......WWWAAAAHHHHHHHH WWWAAAAHHHHHHH


11:30PM

ok, daddy's home, I got to get up for two hours and mommy got stressed instead of getting to eat and relax. My job is done. I'm ready for bed.


My child is evil and wants me to end up in the looney bin.

Josh has crabs :(

This is what Josh's employee found in their VIP lounge last night.

If one were to crawl into my house I can guarantee I would be upstairs in a split second........crabs can't climb stairs right?!?!?!

School nurse went through 150 pregnancy tests!

Who's the idiot that suggested this pact?!?!

Jenny say's it quite nicely in her blog

Jersey Vacay

Apparently I've been taking a vacation in New Jersey. Man, I wish I remembered! I really am curious as to how I racked up $700 at a 7/11. Gas must be pretty expensive there!

Someone stole my Discover Card number. Funny thing is there's nothing on it. Ha Ha to the stupid idiot that tried to make my life hell. Thank God for Fraud Protection.

Josh's first Father's Day ... or Daddy Day as I call it

It was pretty simple. Josh's boss was kind enough to give him the day off so Bug and I woke him up this morning with a cup of coffee, his card (complete with Bug's handprint in fingerpaint), a frame with picture of Bug for his office and the best present in Josh's world........

Peanut Butter Pie!

{It's supposed to be a K at the bottom, as in K squared...you get it right? Anyway, by the time he saw it it looked more like an H so he reffered to it as H2, as in the vehicle. Not my fault Hershey's Syrup is runny!}

Anyway, we also went out to eat at Grumpy Dick's and then came home and hung out all day. It was nice, fun and relaxing, which is good because we won't get to spend another full day with daddy until the end of next week. Sometimes I hate his job.

Happy Daddy Day to all those wonderful dads out there.
(Sorry this post is so late, I couldn't get the picture to upload and we had to have the picture!

I'm taking a break from my obsessive reading of this blog so that I can share with you some of the fun and/or interesting moments that have been going on around here lately.





For instance, my child can't seem to keep her diaper on anymore...

...hanging by one strap. Don't ask me how she gets it off, I haven't figured it out yet.

Bug has also learned to clap, not something I taught her but something she picked up from watching me.

We bought Bug some new shades

And whatever you do, don't go to sleep with Bug on the loose...

(excuse my snorting and the camera shaking, I couldn't keep from laughing)

and he slept through it all. Amazing.

Literary Addiction if you will

I know I haven't written anything in a while. The reason for this is I found a link to a blog where a woman is reliving her recent experience in an institution through blog posts, chapters if you will. I started reading her story out of curiousity then got to the last chapter she'd written thus far and became quite intrigued with the rest of her life. That's when my obsession began. I started with the oldest post I could find and have since read about two years. I'm still two years away from caught up.

This woman's blog reads to me like a Stephen King novel, as in I can't put it down. I spend the majority of my free time reading. I think when I finally get caught up I'm going to have withdrawals.

Anyway, if you're interested in a good read that's not quite finished yet click here

or if you'd like to immerse yourself in a world of practical jokes, random nonsense, foul language and sarcastic humor, click here

Until I get caught up just know that we're all fine over here :)