The results are in...........

We spent two and a half hours of our lives (and our only day with all three of us) at the doctor's office. What were we doing there? Why we were sitting on our asses. For two and a half hours. Waiting. Sitting. Accomplishing nothing but pissing off the Bug.

Finally the doctor comes in, looks her over for all of a minute and sends us down the hall for blood work where they prick my poor child's finger. Then it's back to the room where the doctor tells us the results. From the minute the doctor walked in to the minute we walked out the door totals 22 minutes. Seriously. Two and a half hours of waiting for 22 minutes. This is the second time this has happened with this doctor. I'm going to pull a Dexter on him.

Anywho, here's what we learned today;

1. Bug weighs 19.14lbs
2. She has a steady temp of 101 - 102
3. She has a cold
4. The infection has spread to her ear but is not an ear infection
5. She will be on Amoxicillin for the next ten days
6. She does not like tongue depressors or things pricking her finger
7. It is possible to stand in the doorway of a hallway, make eye contact and still have every single nurse ignore you
8. No matter how sick or what kind of sick you are, taking a large, nasty poop will make you feel immensely better
9. Laughing at the person who has to clean up the poop tops # 8